trickspeightjr:

So instead of using the phrase “Like a bull in a china shop”

can we use “like Castiel in a grocery store”?

because I mean

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deucebowl:

she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere

(via pay-me-in-sex)

haroldisdumb:

we could be married and i still wouldnt text u first

(via pay-me-in-sex)

It does not envy.

meladoodle:

sexydanhowell:

meladoodle:

A police dog searches you for weed and pulls it out of your back pocket.. you think ‘fuck’ and start planning your excuse until the dog starts lighting a blunt, gives you a wink and says ‘yo thanks dude’

What?

A police dog searches you for weed and pulls it out of your back pocket.. you think ‘fuck’ and start planning your excuse until the dog starts lighting a blunt, gives you a wink and says ‘yo thanks dude’

(via every-creature-dies-alone)

meladoodle:

hotanimegirl:

boys who can pull off facial hair are hot

i think you’re supposed to use a razor

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